Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank you
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Stellar conversation on BBC Wales today
- Caller: I live in America now, since the '80s, but I'm visiting family in Wales this week, and I thought I'd ring in.
- Host: Why did you move from Wales to America?
- Caller: I actually moved because of a woman.
- Host: Who's the lucky lady?
- Caller: Margaret Thatcher.
At the pharmacy
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1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
things to remember, n.m. (via owlsandwinter)
Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-
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